ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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