If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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