Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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