I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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