It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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