READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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