We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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