you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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