Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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