I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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