the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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