I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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