I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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