the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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