Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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