Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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