oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
