she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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