Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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