He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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