can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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