This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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