...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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