Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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