I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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