Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
