And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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