I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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