She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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