We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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