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(416): View more from Ontario

She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�

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(330): View more from Ohio

i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm

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(631): View more from New York

It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.

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(806): View more from Texas

Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.

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(949): View more from California

Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?

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(314): View more from Missouri

He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.

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