awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Randomize
