I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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