I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
