I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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