what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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