I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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