I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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