Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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