when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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