i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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