If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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