I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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