It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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