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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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