This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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