it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Enjoy the penises
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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