She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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