Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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