Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
People in love make me want to vomit
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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